Christian Poetry
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Godless Religion |
| First dentistry was painless, |
| Then bicycles were chainless |
| And carriages were horseless, |
| And many laws enforceless. |
| Next cookery was fireless, |
| Telegraphy was wireless, |
| Cigars were nicotineless |
| And coffee cafineless. |
| Soon oranges were seedless, |
| The putting green was weedless, |
| The college boy was hatless, |
| The proper diet fatless. |
| New motor roads are dustless, |
| The latest steel is rustless, |
| Our baseball fields are sodless, |
| Our new religion godless. |